12th Annual Summer Beer Kiddush
Sat, Jul 11
|The Klein's Backyard
America's 250 and SBK's 12th
Time & Location
Jul 11, 2026, 11:00 AM
The Klein's Backyard, 2714 Woodcourt Rd, Baltimore, MD 21209, USA
About the Event
List of Beers
LIST INCOMING
WHAT MAKES A GREAT SUMMER BEER?
Low ABV, Maximum Degeneracy: 4–5% max, baby. You’re not here to black out before the fireworks start—you're here to maintain a beautiful, functional chaos. It should chug like a stolen shopping cart down a hill: fast, reckless, and weirdly satisfying. Six in, and you’re still capable of operating a grill or jet ski.
Crisp Enough to Wake the Dead: This beer doesn’t just refresh you—it slaps you into next week. It should hit your mouth like a rogue iceberg doing donuts in your skull. The right type includes lagers, pilsners, and wheat beers. If it doesn’t make you involuntarily yell after the first sip, send it back to whatever sad basement it crawled out of. No heavy stouts. Those belong in January when you’re depressed.